Party Over Here.The Pilots.
"Hey,it's me Dani,I know I've bored you with my lame crossover
stories,so i'm gonna do something a little different,i'm gonna
tell you about all the awesome parties i've had."Dani says excited.
"Of course,these are the pilots made into a movie."She adds.
Pilot 1.Blazblue Bash Intro
I was playing my new fav fighting game:Blazblue Continuum Shift
Extend,playing as all the characters when I got a naughty idea.I
grabbed my voice recorder."Note to self have a Blazblue party,with
and hang in there,several characters from the game,if not all."I
said into it.All of a sudden my sis walks in and picks up a
"May I play as that girl with the Brown hair?"She asks me."Makoto?"
I answered.We start playing."So,um how's it like without
adventures?"She asks me as I defeat her."Not bad,i'm having a party
today when mom and dad leave."I told her."Really,what kind of
party?"She asks."Blazblue,the greatest fighter ever."I answer.
"Well,i'll be gone for a while,checking up on "him"."She told me
exhausted."Have fun."I replied.She left and I called the guests:
Ragna the Bloodedge,Noel Vermillion,Jin Kisaragi,Taokaka,Carl
Clover,Rachel Alucard,Bang Shishigami,Makoto Nanaya,Hazama,Tsubaki
Yayoi,Valkenhayn R Hellsing,and,Platinum the Trinity.I told them
they were allowed if they wanted,1 guest with them.I hung up on
Platinum and waited.
The Party Begins
The guests arrived one by one."Why the hell are we here?"Ragna
asked."To have a party,and you all are the guests of honor."I told
them."Whatever,i'm leaving."He said walking towards the door.
Suddenly Jin grabbed him."Brother,where are you going?"He asked.
"Anywhere but here,now let me go."Ragna said trying to break free.
"But Brother,I wanna spend time with you."Jin told him."Hey,I want
no part of that,so just shut your face."Ragna replied.
I pulled them apart."Calm down and enjoy the party."I told them.
"Your not in a position to demand anything."Ragna snickered.I threw
him to the ground."Ok,ok i'll be good."He said trying to catch his
breath.I helped him up."So,you live here?"He asked.
"Yeah,with my parents,my brother and sister."I told him."Wow,
almost like me then."He said unimpressed.I stuck my tounge at him.
He showed me his sword and smiled."Oh,it's on."I said."Bring it."He
Jin pulled me away."No-one fights Brother but me."He told me with a
creepy voice.I kicked him in the gut."Ouch,that hurt you bitch."He
said in pain.I kicked him again."Had enough?"I asked him."Yes,yes,I
give."He said hurt.I got him an ice pack.
"Next time don't go shooting your mouth off and I won't kick you
again."I said smiling my usual cocky smile."Yeah,all I have to say
is next time you come between me and Brother,you'll get a taste of
Yukianesa."Jin said getting up."Looking forwad to it."I said
kicking him again.
"This is causing my throat to become quite dry,Valkenhayn,I require
tea."Rachel told her butler."Right away milady,um miss,do you
happen to have any tea?"Valkenhayn asked me."Yes,I do right through
that door is the kitchen,I have tea leaves from every origin in
there."I told him.
"Thank you miss."He said as he left.I poked Rachel."What is it?"She
asked.I handed her a piece of paper and a pen."An autograph
please."I told her."I fear that I haven't the slightest idea what
your talking about,but very well."She told me.She signed it and I
I entered the kitchen and found Valkenhayn having a hard time
finding the tealeaves."Miss,I am having trouble locating the tea
leaves that you mentioned."He said slightly sweating."Weird,I
thought I put them in the cabinet."I said confused.
I looked there,under the sink and in the fridge."Hm,I wonder."I
told myself.I opened the pantry and turned on the light."Ok,found
them,she likes tea that black right?"I asked."Correct young lady."
Valkenhayn told me.I gave him the tea leaves."Do you need any
help?"I asked."No thank you,I believe I got it."He answered.I left
Platinum walked up to me."Yo,do you have anything to do here,cause
Luna's bored."Luna asked me."Uh,well I have video games."I told
her."Um excuse me,but what are video games?"Sena asked me."Well
simply put they're games that you play using controllers and a game
system."I explained."Pass."Luna told me.
"Uh,what do you want to do?"I asked sternly."I don't know,your the
party host,so you have to entertain me,dumbass."She replied."Luna,
why must you cause trouble?"Sena asked her.Suddenly,an unseen woman
took control."I'm sorry for what Luna and Sena are putting you
through."She told me."It's ok,but who are you?"I asked.
"My name is Trinity Glassfield."She told me."Nice to meet you
Trinity."I replied smiling."You too,I suppose I should let the
children take over."She said.Suddenly Luna and Sena were back.
All of a sudden,Makoto called me over."What is this place?"She
asked me."My house."I answered."No,what planet?"She asked."Mobius,a
planet where animals rule."I answered."Animals,so there's squirrels
here,oh that's great."She said happily.
"Yeah,in fact one of my best friends is a squirrel."I replied
showing a pic of Nikki."So,do all squirrels on your planet look
like this?"She asked me."No,of course not,but most of them do look
like him."I answered quickly."Awesome,I bet they would share their
nuts with me."She said with a weird yet friendly look in her eyes.
"Uh,do I want to know what that look is about?"I asked the room.
Tsubaki walked up to me."No,you don't."She said sighing."So,how are
you liking the party?"I asked."It's fun and very lively."She
answered."Well,a good host always knows how to cater to the guests
needs."I replied."And your doing a good job."She told me smiling.
"Anyway,can I get you anything?"I asked."No thank you,i'm good."She
All of a sudden I heard a meow.I turned and saw Taokaka swatting at
a picture of a plate of tuna."Taokaka,bad Tao."I told her.She ran
up to me and grabbed my breasts."Wow,you so small meow,maybe I
should call you Lacking Lady number 2,meow."She told me."What,i'm
not small,besides who's Lacking Lady number 1?"I asked her.Tao
points to Noel."Neow,There's Lacking Lady number 1 over there."Tao
Noel started crying."That's so cruel."She said with teary eyes.
"Tao prefers Booby Lady's boobies,there so big and fluffy meow."
Tao said with stars in her eyes."Uh,ok,and what's so great about
"Booby Lady's" boobs?"I asked her."They're so soft and squishy,they
feel just like sand bags mew."She said drooling.
I walked over to Noel and smiled."Um,uh nice party."She said
blushing."No need to blush over this,this isn't even close to what
I normally do."I told her."Really,wow."She replied."Yeah,between my
job at Pizza Hut and saving the planet every chance I get,things
are kinda hectic."I explained."
"That's great,I think,anyway do you happen to have some."She
started."Huh?"I asked curious."Do you have any advice,you know
about those?"She asked pointing at my breasts."Uh,well not really,I
mean they're not the biggest,but they seem to be good enough."I
told her nervously.She poked her own."Oh no good,even beings from
another planet are bigger than me."She said starting to cry.
I walked away slowly and ran into Hazama."Watch it you stupid bat."
He told me."Ugh,your so rude."I told him.I took out my voice
recorder and set it on Vortex.The setting blew Hazama into the
wall."Well played."He told me."Hmph."I said pissed."Woah,no need to
be upset,after all your just a bat."He told me.
"And your just a bastard,man why did I even invite him anyway?"I
asked myself."Because i'm a fan favorite."He replied smugly."Yeah,
that's why."I said retorically.I looked at him and he looked at me.
The tension was growing to insane levels."Stay out of my way."I
told him."Whatever you bitch."He said walking away.
I looked around and found Carl and Bang practicing their fighting.
"Hey,no rough fighting in the house or my parents will kill me."I
told them."I'm sorry Miss Bat,but my sis and I were just honing our
skills."Carl told me.I looked at his sis and smiled."I Bang
Shishigami am sorry too,I did not mean to mess up your lovely
home."Bang told me while catching his breath.
"Well,let's clean up the mess we made."Carl said gasping."I agree,
after all,I am your master,and I need to set a good example."Bang
added."Since when is he your master?"I asked Carl."I dunno,it's
news to me."He replied."Yes,we must clean up the mess for it the
right thing to do."Bang said oblivious to what we were saying.The
two got to work right away.While they were cleaning,I looked at
Carl's sister."Intresting."I said walking away.
Several hours later,they all headed for the portal.
Ranga ran through trying to escape Jin."Stay away from me."He
yelled.Jin chased after him."But Brother,I wanna fight."Jin told
him.Rachel and Valkenhayn walked up to me."Bravo,it wasn't the
worse party I have ever been to,though it did not have enough
atmosphere."Rachel told me walking through the portal."I too am
thankful for your friendly get together."Valkenhayn told me as he
went after Rachel.Platinum high fived me.
"Hey,next time try not to be boring."Luna told me."It was really
fun."Sena replied."I agree,it was very nice,thank you."Trinity
said.They went through the portal.Noel,Makoto,and,Tsubaki walked up
to me."Um,t,thank you for the party,I had fun."Neol said."Yeah,
maybe next time you can introduce me to some friends."Makoto
replied."I'll come back if I have time."Tsubaki told me.They
entered the portal.
Taokaka grabbed my breasts again."Tao will be back,make sure your
boobies have grown by then,mew."Tao told me leaving.She went
through the portal.Hazama slowly approached me."Your party if
that's what you can call it,was lame,I would have perfered to be in
the Kaka village for a week than that."He said leaving.I stuck my
tongue out at him.
Finally,Carl and Bang came up to me."I will never forget the party
that was held today,and I promise you that Bang Shishigami will
always come back if invited."Bang told me walking through the
portal.Carl smiled at me."Sis wanted me to tell you that she had a
good time,as did I,so thank you."Carl told me.Him and his sis went
through the portal and I cleaned up the house.
Pilot 2.Blazblue Bash Reloaded Intro
A couple weeks later after succesfully throwing my Blazblue Bash
and getting away with it,I decided to have another party:Blazblue
Bash Reloaded.I called all the guests,sad to say only 8 could make
it:Litchi Faye Ling,Arakune,Nu-13,Haku-Men,Mu-12,Relius Clover,
Lambda-11,and,Iron Tager.I setup the party and waited for them to
Another Blazing Blue party starts
The guests arrived and they oddly enough,instantly took to the
party as if they had been to a lot of them.
"Welcome to my party,now have fun and interact,but member,no
figihting."I said happily.The guests turned to me and turned back.
I watched as they enjoyed the fun.All of a sudden I had the urge to
talk to Relius,so I walked over to him.
"Ah,so there is a planet full of animals like this across the
galazy huh,most excellent."He told himself.He looked at me."And an
easy subject for expirmenting is in fornt of me."He told himself.
"No,if you so much as call forth your wife,I'll send you all
packing to your own universe."I told him with a serious stare.
"Very well,then I shall take a sample of your DNA,and maybe a soil
to go."He said creepily."Uh,whatever,as long as i'm not being
abducted."I replied.I took a piece of my hair and placed it in a
bag with some planting soil and gave it to him."Your generosity is
much appreciated."He said placing the bag in his pocket.
I left him to his wack-a-doo studying and found Mu outside looking
at my garden."Uh,Mu,what are you doing?"I asked her"Why do you
insist on living in a world full of lies and evil?"She asked me.
"Listen up Ms.Emo."I told her before mustering up my answer."I am
"Our flaws and ways of living are what make us,well us,just cause
we act evilly and lie from time to time,doesn't mean,we aren't all
good deep inside."I explained."Processing answer with all memory
banks,scan comes back inconclusive."She said before looking at me.
"What?"I asked."I'm checking for any signs of evil,un-true emotions
or hints of deception,scan comes back as 0 on all searches."She
said while going back inside the house.I stopped her."Does that
mean you trust me?"I asked her."No,I merely have found you honest."
She said walking away.
I bumped into Haku-Men."Watch where you are going Grimalkin."He